i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
fuck the police
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin