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flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

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ariellynh:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

I will always reblog this at this time of year.

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Mom:why is everything on the floor?
Me:gravity mom

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

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ugly:

i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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